The Ancient Ibicenco Fighting Art of Search Engine Optimisation

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

SEO Iran?

Unbelievable. No sooner do we secure SEO Yemen..


..than the yanks start their bloody war talk on Iran instead.

These people need to make their minds up, it's no wonder they can't catch SEO bin Laden and his cousin Osama bin Spammin' their attention spans definitely need work.

Anyway, SEO Iran is a whole different ballgame than our Yemeni-trained pants bomber

The iranseo.com special forces (the Analytic Guard) are well trained, well supplied, and heavily dug in. In fact their SERP defence is not unlike like HQ's SEO Ibiza dominance



And, er, we haven't had time to "pickupadalingo" so if it's all the same with you we might sit this one out.. ?

Now c'mon don't be like that, we've been supporting your "SEO wars on this, and wars on that" for as long as we can remember now, we were there for you in Badhdad (Iraq) and who can ever forget the fun in Afhganistan ?

But seriously, we think our state-of-the art wordpress sniper skills can be much better employed than running around sorting your nonsense out anymore..

Let's just say the SEO Spec Ops are going into "private security" from now on.


3 comments:

James said...

haha, so does "seo yemen" generate any traffic? If so, are you willing to say how much?

high command said...

Traffic numbers? this is a classified op.

ie we could tell you, but as a non (spec) operative we'd have to immediately off you and secure your ladies, so I'll spare you that.

email marketing said...

Congratualations for the first position in google. Hope you are getting good amount of traffic.

 

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