It has indeed been a three years now since our last op, so you'll all be fresh and raring to go won't you?
As you can see, we have a full code red situation that must be dealt with asap,
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Recce patrol are already observing the target and probing the perimeters as we speak, but it looks as though it may be a longer drawn out affair than our usual "smash their back doors in and gone" style, so be ready for a wait out and a sustained bombardment as we approach target.
Be aware this mission is against a well financed and resourced opponent, funded and controlled by the TV terrorist organisation "The Apprentice" ..we have not faced anything remotely like this since we gave Branson's Virgin TV a solid SERP kicking back in 2008.
Ok, all operatives to your posts, remember just do your jobs, and we can all get back to the beach,
Over & out
