tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19316225885955973232024-03-19T04:24:11.495+01:00SEO Ibiza - Spec OpsThe Ancient Ibicenco Fighting Art of Search Engine OptimisationUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger103125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-69696450406117183572015-02-08T10:13:00.003+01:002015-03-23T23:58:45.629+01:00Climb Online - Spec Ops Recall 2015Right listen up,<br />
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It has indeed been a three years now since our last op, so you'll all be fresh and <i>raring</i> to go won't you? <br />
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As you can see, we have a full code red situation that must be dealt with asap,<br />
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Recce patrol are already observing the target and probing the perimeters as we speak, but it looks as though it may be a longer drawn out affair than our usual "smash their back doors in and gone" style, so be ready for a wait out and a sustained bombardment as we approach target. <br />
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Be aware this mission is against a well financed and resourced opponent, funded and controlled by the TV terrorist organisation "The Apprentice" ..we have not faced anything remotely like this since we gave Branson's Virgin TV <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2008/08/living-tv-ibiza-utter-utter-shit.html">a solid SERP kicking</a> back in 2008.<br />
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Ok, all operatives to your posts, remember just do your jobs, and we can all get back to the beach,<br />
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Over & outUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-56704066796162772102012-02-10T13:04:00.005+01:002012-03-22T22:59:46.497+01:002012 Ops<img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 348px; height: 198px;" src="http://www.saharasurf.com/wp-content/themes/saharasurf/images/slider_img_2.jpg_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="" /><br />Right listen up. <div><br /></div><div>yes, it has been a long time, and yes I know most of you are chilling in Morocco for the winter, but no that doesn't mean you'll be continuing your gambling, <a href="http://www.saharasurf.com/">surfing</a> and bloody <a href="http://www.formenterayoga.com">yoga holidays</a> indefinitely.</div><br /><div>Comms from HQ that we're to stand by for yet another potential <a href="http://www.optimize-my-ass.com/2012/01/reg-nbs-seo-links-dont-help-serp-rankings/">No BS SEO</a> op..</div><div><br /></div><div>Amusingly word on the street is, this link (above here) or any links at all in fact, will make no difference to their recipient/s whatsoever.. Now yes everybody knows the nature of what makes a good link has changed and evolved, but "links don't help rankings" might be taking it a bit far.</div><div><br /></div><div>We shall see..</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Ibizahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04200455997024172148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-52137620292454147152011-04-30T21:03:00.007+02:002011-04-30T22:15:05.047+02:00Summer Sitrep<div style="text-align: justify;">Right stop what you're doing and listen up lads.<br /><br />Ok firstly some of you heard the rumours, but now its confirmed, the <a href="http://seoscotland.blog.co.uk/">SEO Scotland</a> op is officially off due to a lack of interest all round at the top. Yes I <span style="font-style: italic;">know</span> some of you were already picturing the lassies, but it's not happening so get over it.<br /><br />Secondly <a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/2011/01/01/web-mania-hosting-utter-pants/">web mania are <span style="font-style: italic;">still</span> utter pants</a> but are under heavy siege both in the SERP and from irate customers in the comments, so that's covered now for the forseeable.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/web-mania-siege.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 544px; height: 364px;" src="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/web-mania-siege.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Finally, and the main reason for this briefing, HQ had another slight altercation earlier in the week with a "forum expert" with another (as in possibly Texan) target along the lines of "<a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2009/06/seo-clowns-comedians.html">Hooston SEO Clown</a>" remember him? :)<br /><br />However reports are yet not conclusive as Geordie was muttering the words Odessa Florida and Tampa as he passed out in the bar and couldn't remember a thing when he came round.<br /><br />So "Operation <a href="http://www.optimize-my-ass.com/alicia-v-seo-guru-small-business-seo-web-design-odessa-fl/">Alicia SEO</a>" is a standard code 4, and <span style="font-style: italic;">all</span> the usual protocols apply, so we'll have no more of that "improvisation" from the long range team, funny though it <span style="font-style: italic;">definitely</span> was ;)<br /><br />Ok get to it, over and out.<br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-27119562187506666162011-01-24T23:45:00.006+01:002012-03-22T23:46:37.586+01:00New OfficeSo we've had a few questions lately regarding the new HQ & Spec ops forward base, so thought we'd share.<br /><br /><img style="width: 608px; height: 442px;" src="http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/von%20havenstein/set%20up.jpg" alt="" border="0" /><br /><br />As you can see we have <span style="font-style: italic;">more</span> than enough SEO firepower for our tiny island and so will not be taking any lip from Extranjeros, and especially ones with funny accents.<br /><br />Sleazy-Jet Chav Mafia be advised.<br /><div><span style="font-size: 100%; "><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 100%; ">and as usual Telefonica's internet capabilities are somewhat sub-optimal, if we have any networking specialists or </span><a href="http://www.rogerperkin.co.uk/ccie/" style="font-size: 100%; ">CCIE</a><span style="font-size: 100%; "> s to hand, stay behind.</span></div><div><br /></div><div>The rest of you, as you were...</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-87625285272968486892011-01-22T11:42:00.008+01:002011-01-26T21:00:07.990+01:00Spec Ops 2011Ok lads, R & R is over, back at it.<br /><br />First up, back in blighty, we have HQ's <a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/2011/01/01/web-mania-hosting-utter-pants/">Web Mania</a> "project", which although gathering pace..<br /><a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/utter-pants.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 580px; height: 378px;" src="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/utter-pants.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />... is yet to make page 1 for their name, so let's get that sorted ASAP.<br /><br />Secondly, back on the home front, HQ are ramping up the serp defence ops on "<a href="http://superior-seo.us/seo-services-ibiza/">SEO Services Ibiza</a>" against <a href="http://seoscotland.blog.co.uk/2010/11/25/seo-services-scotland-10053685/">Braveheart</a> and fortifying the main brand with a scrolling real-time box:<br /><a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2010/11/seo-services-ibiza.html"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 589px; height: 675px;" src="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/brand-domination-real-time.jpg" alt="seo services ibiza" border="0" /></a><br /><br />... and a new universal search (video) presence<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxuv9JSjFYWFagNjNzXu48DnugYknIAEdU7qEXZoruXt3fU65WbIxpoo9RKfV8i_3B78HTY1HyPFvZ9jZb_VYs_LoNMNLYlD00X70eduD0nQyQMsNc_u0KyKPmkpeQbdM27LQmChx4fWk/s1600/universal-seo-ibiza.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 203px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxuv9JSjFYWFagNjNzXu48DnugYknIAEdU7qEXZoruXt3fU65WbIxpoo9RKfV8i_3B78HTY1HyPFvZ9jZb_VYs_LoNMNLYlD00X70eduD0nQyQMsNc_u0KyKPmkpeQbdM27LQmChx4fWk/s400/universal-seo-ibiza.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564996892561813954" border="0" /></a><br /><br />See also :<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6_e3eYSAvs"> SEO services Ibiza</a> and the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/SEOibiza">SEO Ibiza</a> Youtube channel<br /><br />These new outposts are to be positioned either directly above or immediately below the real-time pop-out forthwith.<br /><br />However before you some of you go getting<span style="font-style: italic;"> too</span> excited about those Scottish lassies, you should bear in mind that the entire SEO Scotland counter-attack is looking very likely to be canceled due to a distinct lack of long-range recce volunteers or interest.<br /><br />Ok, as you were, Ibiza out.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sitrep 26-01-2011 UK Perimeter secured, coming on nicely lads..</span><br /><br /><a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/seo-video-ibiza.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 480px; height: 544px;" src="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/seo-video-ibiza.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-42486600695806054602010-11-18T13:23:00.010+01:002010-12-08T01:07:31.435+01:00SEO Services IbizaOk listen up<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />Operatives should note we have orders effective immediately to bump the search<br /><blockquote>"<a href="http://hubpages.com/hub/Expert-SEO-Services-Ibiza">SEO Services Ibiza</a>" thus:</blockquote><br /><a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/seo-services-ibiza.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 481px; height: 596px;" src="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/seo-services-ibiza.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />A new forward base has also been established here: <a href="http://hubpages.com/profile/SEO+Ibiza">SEO Ibiza</a> and may be used for <a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/company/seo-services/">expert SEO</a> incursions at will. ..Those of you engaged in the <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2010/11/jp-morgan-called.html">JP Morgan</a> op can leave that for the moment, apparently this takes priority "as a matter of principle, we're not having any cheek from those sweaties" ..even though HQ only recently noticed we've been stamping all over their SERPs for a little while now.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/seo-services-scotland.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 483px; height: 362px;" src="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/seo-services-scotland.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Still, if we make an exception for this one, they'll all be trying to move here and <span style="font-style: italic;">that </span>is totally unacceptable.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Update 23-Nov 2010</span>: perimeter position secured, digging in now.<br /><br /><a href="http://superior-seo.us/seo-services-ibiza/">SEO services Ibiza</a> out.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/seo-services-ibiza-perimeter.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 497px; height: 604px;" src="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/seo-services-ibiza-perimeter.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-26068171272246973832010-11-16T13:27:00.008+01:002010-12-28T19:16:06.785+01:00JP Morgan called...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://ampedstatus.com/images/crash-jp2.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 150px;" src="http://ampedstatus.com/images/crash-jp2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />..Looking for some "Reputation Management" on this Max Kaiser guy who started this whole "<a href="http://buygoldsilver.org/2010/11/buy-a-silver-coin-crash-jp-morgan/">Crash JP Morgan Buy Silver</a>" thing by ranking him #1 for "Financial Terrorism"<br /><br />..and they also wanted to know if we could arrange it so that when people typed in "<a href="http://hubpages.com/hub/Crash-JP-Morgan-Buy-Silver">Crash JP Morgan Buy Silver</a>" it would bring up a whole SERP of their own articles (cunningly rewritten) thus:<br /><blockquote>"<a href="http://buygoldsilver.org/2010/12/buy-jp-morgan-crash-silver-to-save-the-world/">Buy JP Morgan - Crash Silver" instead</a> ?<br /></blockquote>- Obviously they weren't aware we already had operatives in the area so we told them we'd <blockquote>"see what we can do" :)<br /><br /><a href="http://seeker401.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/8c8e1730-63bf-400c-ac39-bfe231dfaebc.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://seeker401.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/8c8e1730-63bf-400c-ac39-bfe231dfaebc.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /></blockquote>Secondly we had a coded message in from Morpheus saying he's run out of <a href="http://red-pill.org/">red pills</a> again and he's absolutely mobbed with people needing to take them over there so if someone could sort that out ASAP.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLoIJz17sowm99T6ZScqGpKBO_C6sg2J4j4g7nMJyAn7CVqra8r8OWMaLEi3FngnxFHhUQNeXnD_g15fJwHdLI3Rk1EinNHfBz-S8if8Mn17uNpSLJMsb15ob4CNAE2EzPdcSLqhSd5xA/s1600/redpill.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 397px; height: 526px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLoIJz17sowm99T6ZScqGpKBO_C6sg2J4j4g7nMJyAn7CVqra8r8OWMaLEi3FngnxFHhUQNeXnD_g15fJwHdLI3Rk1EinNHfBz-S8if8Mn17uNpSLJMsb15ob4CNAE2EzPdcSLqhSd5xA/s400/redpill.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5555798433234197362" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-72749041676294653522010-11-10T20:04:00.009+01:002010-11-10T22:53:32.480+01:00Winter Ops ScheduleOk lads listen up.<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />Summer break's over now, things are hotting up in several arenas currently, firstly it looks like we made the right choice staying out of <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2010/02/seo-iran.html">SEO Iran</a> as it looks like they won't be going down without a fight. - You<span style="font-style: italic;"> must</span> have heard the news about **someone** cough, cough <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/11/09/national/main7036716.shtml"><span style="font-weight: bold;">launching a missile 35 miles from the US coast</span></a> by now?<br /><br />Well we've had technical do some image enhancements and spotted something we don't think they're going to like when they finally work it out, so we'll be keeping this one to ourselves for the moment, but just be aware.</div><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgislpALgM2p0YajL5Js3mZTejCvP4GEMwq_mhV_j_pZwzMnvLxTgspbWntNqQljxmMxs-uKXlKfxQIJt7ahFHdnth14lTZ4y_4DktoG6hTmsFYEhuK9sBC37eSkmftax55UFk4xedKWxs/s1600/us-missile.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 282px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgislpALgM2p0YajL5Js3mZTejCvP4GEMwq_mhV_j_pZwzMnvLxTgspbWntNqQljxmMxs-uKXlKfxQIJt7ahFHdnth14lTZ4y_4DktoG6hTmsFYEhuK9sBC37eSkmftax55UFk4xedKWxs/s400/us-missile.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5538003361468288130" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Closer to home however the observant may have noticed another comedy "SEO Ibiza" assault by none other than summer's <a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/company/internet-marketing/seo-scotland-glasgow/">SEO Scotland</a> suspect. Once again he seeks to employ the power of <a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/2010/07/05/hub-pages-seo-scotland/">Hubs</a> and syndicated blog posts to attempt to snipe leads from HQ's brand search.<br /><br />This cheekiness cannot go without appropriate response but HQ said to stand down because maybe he might get rid of one or two of those irritating Chinese scrapers down there anyway. Amusingly Intel reports that he is as yet unaware of his soon-to-be #1 ranking over on Google images :)<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBrZTrRLnSeBEEOs2_z2WEFEkrYCnIbHkItETgPXXy0wluWIhrODW9YewWQVbmj1btHwWlrCc0AP-sroQVnUuELOihbbS8WkiqStfM5HeYn9kE_uBLvmqmgpd06etB5wMOKa7BAz7gpkg/s1600/seo-scotland-images-optimized.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 308px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBrZTrRLnSeBEEOs2_z2WEFEkrYCnIbHkItETgPXXy0wluWIhrODW9YewWQVbmj1btHwWlrCc0AP-sroQVnUuELOihbbS8WkiqStfM5HeYn9kE_uBLvmqmgpd06etB5wMOKa7BAz7gpkg/s400/seo-scotland-images-optimized.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5538011526759047938" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Nor any of his more memorable tributes :)<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgegf0aG7wFXB5DgukcI654GRzkMKrHOWwvzkTZz7KDv3TkrKt3L85X1syKzakoBB_GubzfUg47kZ7RJgurVBKTRqRuzinDIBt54wsJXhJhuhUIZkizamS2xxEGUQ2Yr-PH6rgbuxw3uow/s1600/scottish.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 319px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgegf0aG7wFXB5DgukcI654GRzkMKrHOWwvzkTZz7KDv3TkrKt3L85X1syKzakoBB_GubzfUg47kZ7RJgurVBKTRqRuzinDIBt54wsJXhJhuhUIZkizamS2xxEGUQ2Yr-PH6rgbuxw3uow/s400/scottish.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5538039467209775970" border="0" /></a><br /><br />However, all amusement aside, under duress HQ finally agreed to a little "<a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/company/seo-services/">expert SEO</a>" counter-attack, volunteers stay behind afterwards please, the rest of you, as you were.<br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-62171512843940870152010-07-21T09:53:00.014+02:002010-12-08T01:03:08.183+01:00Ibiza SEO SitrepOk lads quick update on the <a href="http://superior-seo.us/seo-services-ibiza/"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ibiza SEO</span></a> mission.<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />Those of you who were awake at the last briefing will remember that the only person who's <span style="font-style: italic;">ever</span> come to the site using the words that way round was our "<a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2010/07/ibiza-seo.html">Ibiza SEO</a> wannabe? (see post below if you're worried about booby-trapped links)<br /><br />Well <span style="font-style: italic;">oddly</span> enough :) the <span style="font-style: italic;">very</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">next day</span> <span>after</span> we pointed this out *someone else* hit the site "from the UK" using that <span style="font-style: italic;">very</span> term.. <span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><span style="font-style: italic;">just how </span>unlikely is that, 3 years nothing, then 2 in 2 days? ..someone <span style="font-style: italic;">else</span> using <span style="font-weight: bold;">IE8</span> at 1920 x 1200 resolution? :)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ibiza-seo-UK.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 623px; height: 255px;" src="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ibiza-seo-UK.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Er.. yea, <span style="font-style: italic;">alright</span> Numpty, because no-one knows what a VPN is round here do they? - or even which one you're using (Hidemyass? :) Whilst nosing around Spec Ops he noticed the satellite imagery of his previous surveillance (2mins 2 secs here below)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ibiza-seo-UK-spec-ops.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 620px; height: 204px;" src="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ibiza-seo-UK-spec-ops.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />He even had a read of "<a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2008/07/cqseo-tactics-art-of-serp-war.html">The Art of SERP War</a>" while he was there, but he obviously didn't learn much, or understand that it's not just an IP address that can gives your footprint away, because a quick switch to Amsterdam on the VPN..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ibiza-seo-NL2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 631px; height: 130px;" src="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ibiza-seo-NL2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />and continued nosing around blissfully unaware he'd been pinged and was being observed through the cross-hairs the whole way..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ibiza-seo-NL.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 620px; height: 130px;" src="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ibiza-seo-NL.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Now any proper SEO troops know it's better to have your opposition underestimate <span style="font-style: italic;">you</span> than the other way around, if only to see the looks on their faces when you boot their kitchen doors in and escort their ladies off for "de-briefing" (<a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2010/11/seo-services-ibiza.html">SEO Services Ibiza</a> -if you get my drift ;)<br /><br /><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 262px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQMix2MiWQ0qThWmNHM1N8GxZdSTSs1pqPYtzQcMHEzHFoi_H-ptIorBlmELyezYPNMu24GvVWY762AdLvVwIE8TlrJ1C8OP32Grg1cU3mXhKOn4ge5OmnsSFWv6uDOaxSa5SulgCeSy8/s400/falklands-war.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5543191552117695490" align="right" border="0" />However in this instance this operative is showing such low levels of awareness there is a strong possibility any actual SERP contact is likely to resemble 42 Commando RM vs Argie Conscripts 1982..<br /><br />The combination of superior seo training, extensive serp combat experience, advanced weaponry (including surveillance equipment) is likely to make victory quickly decisive.<br /><br />It's not bragging, but it's just not reasonable to expect a "bedroom seo" who by one means or another "inherited" control of a site that wasnt built by and didn't belong to him, and has never strayed out of the safety of little "Ibiza" searches, to have any hope against hardened shock troops with global combat experience in some of the toughest SERPs on earth.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">However</span> Lads, the <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2008/11/new-rules-of-engagement.html">Rules of Engagement</a> are to be <span style="font-style: italic;">strictly</span> followed, business is business and we must act in accordance of the rules, however if <span style="font-style: italic;">he</span> makes it personal.. :)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/lolz.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 674px; height: 114px;" src="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/lolz.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Well <span style="font-style: italic;">thats</span> a <span style="font-style: italic;">whole</span> other can of worms isn't it? :)<br /><br /><a href="http://hubpages.com/profile/SEO+Ibiza">SEO Ibiza</a> - as you were..<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-54393986706180126092010-07-20T01:32:00.011+02:002010-12-08T01:04:11.639+01:00Ibiza SEO<div style="text-align: justify;">Right listen up.<br /><br />You'll be glad to know the <a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/company/internet-marketing/seo-scotland-glasgow/">SEO Scotland</a> situation has resolved itself with minimal haggis spilt, but we have orders to mobilise immediately to deal with some homegrown insurgency.<br /><br />Intel have been observing some "interesting" action around <a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/">Ibiza SEO</a> see below..<br /></div><br /><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 586px; height: 306px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjT9hv_HGhyu5F58nKbhVctUlXjzayQgaeebBd836gp2i2kbSbTmlg7Njt55ngPoRjQQd1d9lC3tih2VndohPc8M4ygAfBz-TogAFDEMOWxPZRTr_mUba3PspiTSIcuGL1wexwwGofddvc/s400/ibiza-seo.jpg" alt="Ibiza SEO" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5495765703969361650" border="0" /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">This is clearly not a very advanced adversary as he seems to think IE is an appropriate browser for the job :) ..alright, stop your sniggering..<br /><br />Ha ha, yes <span style="font-style: italic;">yes</span>, he probably <span style="font-style: italic;">does</span> code in asp and host on Windows too, but he seems to be trying to pick up intel of his own, it looks like he's trying to work out how to build a half decent WP SEO blog (WMDs) for a disgruntled customer or something so we have to engage.<br /><br />The fact he always lands on the site following "Ibiza SEO" leads us to believe he is targeting it, which is funny as in all the years HQ have been #1 for "<a href="http://hubpages.com/profile/SEO+Ibiza">SEO Ibiza</a>" & "<a href="http://hubpages.com/hub/Expert-SEO-Services-Ibiza">Ibiza SEO</a>", <span style="font-style: italic;">he's</span> the only one who's ever searched it that way round..<br /><br />He's probably got it that way round in his site's competing page title too, profiling suggests this character is likely to try mis-spellings of things and shortcuts to give himself more of a chance..<br /><br />Anyway I won't bore you with any more details, you know what to do.<br /><br /><a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2010/11/seo-services-ibiza.html">SEO Services Ibiza</a> Over & Out.<br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-34448088306573766612010-07-05T14:39:00.016+02:002010-11-10T20:04:05.048+01:00Funny Business SEO & Scotland ?Ok lads listen up.<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />We knew it was going to happen at some point, that we might be asked to turn the firepower inwards on our own people, and well it's not quite our own but Scotland, they do at least they speak something similar to English so it might be a little uncomfortable for some of you, but you know what you have to do.<br /><br />Apparently someone, lets call him "<a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/company/internet-marketing/seo-scotland-glasgow/">SEO Scotland</a>" has been a bit lippy to HQ on some forum at the weekend because they had their boots in his cornflakes again (note to selves - work on social skills more) and he has decided he's going to come and outrank them for "<a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/company/">Business SEO</a>" using his HubPower and copywriting skills alone :)<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>Yes<span style="font-style: italic;"> yes</span>, come on it's not <span style="font-style: italic;">that</span> funny.. </blockquote>Have you quite finished? Ok so it's vaguely possible he might be seen bumping around briefly on page 2 or 3 in a few weeks, orders are to terminate on sight.<br /><br />Recon (allintitle:) shows that he did manage a #2 for a 5k allintitle kw..<br /><br />Lads! Will you <span style="font-style: italic;">stop </span>laughing this is serious!! :) ..ok, look I know, I know, but lets get the briefing done and we can get back to real work ok?<br /><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 229px; height: 239px;" src="http://www.seoibiza.com/company/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/scottish-numpty.jpg" alt="Scottish Business SEO" align="right" border="0" /><br />"Business SEO" is about 86k allintitle: so we think that clearly chappie is going to have to up his copywriting rate, but he seems serious and so must be dealt with as a threat accordingly.<br /><br />This is the best picture we have of him but obviously his appearance may have changed since then. There are rumours of him wearing those big fluffy pikey jumpers they have up there, and obviously he'll probably have beer stains on it when you see him.<br /><br />Ok you know the score, get on the case.<br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><br />Wait up lads</span>! - before you go news just coming in, recce team got it wrong you slackers, the original target was a decoy, repeat decoy.<br /><br />This guy was smart enough to trick you lot and so has likely has SEO WMDs and so must be dealt with accordingly.<br /><br />Ok get to it, over and out.<br /><br />edit, since this post has been getting Scottish traffic if you're looking for a proper <a href="http://www.hobo-web.co.uk">SEO in Scotland</a> <<--follow this link<br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-78147386661345471692010-03-29T11:46:00.015+02:002010-04-07T17:34:08.654+02:00Superior SEO - 2010Right listen up.<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />While we've been away conquering foreign SERPs, as usual in such circumstances, whilst the Troops have been away risking their <a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/2009/06/13/google-profile-seo-high-risk/">Google profiles</a> for your safety, the "non-combatants" who've stayed (at home) have gotten brave enough to have been out "peace protesting" = attempting to crack onto our ladies, and organizing themselves into pockets of "resistance"<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.afwing.com/intro/f35/eots.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 458px; height: 294px;" src="http://www.afwing.com/intro/f35/eots.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>This is to be quelled ASAP, we now have orders to put down any / all homeland dissent with authorization to use as much <a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/company/seo-sem/seo-experiments/seo-power/">SEO Power</a> as required, up to and including lethal force i.e. <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2008/06/tactical-linking-tactics.html">tactical linkpower strikes</a> & <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2008/07/cqseo-tactics-art-of-serp-war.html">CQSEO SERP War Tactics</a> as required.<br /><br />Obviously being Spec Ops (SEO Recon) we've been scoping out the "uprisings" and while they are weak, sporadic and scattered, still, total <a href="http://superior-seo.us/">SEO superiority</a> must be re-imposed forthwith.<br /><br />The <span style="font-weight: bold;">attached briefing</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>shows that although the enemy is completely clueless, regarding their <span style="font-style: italic;">actual</span> penetration, moral seems to high for some reason, maybe due to some vague probing of defenses and moderate success on one flank (3 phrases if searches are conducted from the US - needs a gl=us in the SERP string) - Globally however, ie Google.com searched from <span style="font-style: italic;">anywhere</span> else but the US, - ie UK, Europe, Canada, Australia, South America, etc HQ's <a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/company/seo-services/superior-seo/">Superior SEO empire</a> is still strong.<br /><br />Apart from the <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2009/09/surreal-seo-combat-part-ii.html">Clown prince</a> however there are also multiple other targets seemingly planning insurgency and attacks, notably these individuals.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">www.superior-seo-services.com</span> - (butch returns) website <a href="http://www.superior-seo-services.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"Jake</span>" - unknown status, although known to us (ex operative) suspect double agent, openly linking to one of our positions but simultaneously building & acquiring sniper technology on hosted subdomains - watch closely.<br /><ul><li><a href="http://superiorseo.blogspot.com/">superior seo pretender 1 </a></li><li><a href="http://superiorseo.blog.com/">superior seo pretender 2</a></li></ul>NOTE: individuals on this list get one warning (link) each, this is your first and final warning, after this anyone still in the SERP after 15.00 hours today is responsible for their own fates, you have been warned.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Update 07-April 2010</span><br /><br />Lol, that didn't take long, and considering the link strikes that have been called in (and yet to arrive) are the rough equivalent of Gandalph & crew riding in from the East at Dawn, it's highly doubtful ass clown will ever see his beloved "<a href="http://frontpagerankings.com/superior-seo-web-design-trophy-terms.html" rel="nofollow">Trophy terms</a>" at #1 again..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://superior-seo.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/superior-seo-us.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 578px; height: 618px;" src="http://superior-seo.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/superior-seo-us.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Website rewrite required numpty, and while you're at it, take any mention of our company off your lame-ass site, or we really will drop <span style="font-style: italic;">any</span> semblance of civility and embarrass you beyond your wildest dreams on the world SEO stage, for you truly are <a href="http://seobullshit.com/">SEOBullshit</a> at it's finest, and if anybody deserves a write up on there you do.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">CONSIDER THIS YOUR FINAL WARNING</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Spec Ops out</span><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-73458289981020950402010-03-10T17:20:00.006+01:002010-03-10T17:37:22.595+01:00Dodgy Rankings Companies<div style="text-align: justify;">Right listen up. ..What <span style="font-style: italic;">is</span> it with "<a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/">SEO companies</a>" with "Rankings" in their names?<br /><br />Obviously we use both <a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/company/small-business-seo/">SEO</a> and "<a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/company/">company</a>" in the loosest possible sense of the words..<br /><br />2009 was the year of <a href="http://www.linkedin.com/pub/tim-nebergall/2/b98/bab">TN</a>'s "<a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2009/08/surreal-seo-web-design.html">Funny Page Rankings</a>" who has <span style="font-style: italic;">still</span> got another company's name plastered all over the front page of business site ..seriously.. :)<br /><br />..and now this year HQ have taken offense at <a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/2010/03/08/abc-rankings-steal-content-sell-spam-networks/">ABC Rankings</a> stealing content from the main site with scrapers, spinning it, and building .info spam networks with our name plastered all over them too.<br /><br />So <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2010/02/spec-ops-blog.html">Spec Ops</a> first job as privateers looks like we're off to Thailand..<br /><br />watch this space...<br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-41970125661560491962010-02-17T19:07:00.006+01:002010-02-17T19:17:28.288+01:00Spec Ops Blog :)Well it's only to be expected really, isn't it?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/spec-ops-blog.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 583px; height: 452px;" src="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/spec-ops-blog.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />ok as you were..<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-91054930654431972332010-02-09T23:57:00.012+01:002010-02-10T00:59:11.080+01:00SEO Iran?Unbelievable. No <span style="font-style: italic;">sooner</span> do we secure <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2010/01/spec-ops-2010-seo-yemen-beyond.html">SEO Yemen</a>..<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 394px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4kdWMWd1jdzKIJ8hJo45tvPvNThtWRC_6tUnFv93Mo8JLh5yiIkEGH6EvFUvdfPA9EQ2hE4C5SMawGv83h3Te7sgdgYO1sTeN_F2kJYc1lzzMAffJuf-Du3YjzXBQUIztbrK80f4IuVs/s400/seo-yemen.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436383622726813506" border="0" /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">..than the yanks start their bloody war talk on Iran instead.<br /><br />These people need to make their minds up, it's no wonder they can't catch SEO bin Laden and his cousin Osama bin Spammin' their attention spans definitely need work.<br /><br />Anyway, SEO Iran is a <span style="font-style: italic;">whole</span> different ballgame than our <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2010/01/spec-ops-2010-seo-yemen-beyond.html">Yemeni-trained pants bomber</a><br /><br />The iranseo.com special forces (the Analytic Guard) are well trained, well supplied, and heavily dug in. In fact their SERP defence is not unlike like <a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/seo-in-ibiza.html">HQ's SEO Ibiza dominance</a><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEievQeOx0OwBMTPYmC5dWACEtA3Fiydl6xiNnRcbIhyphenhyphenvGU29Cu-oRIYmUxo6hu6wmv8qEBzeJNWW63xGx6FbNWMO3YDIc8NW9CbKcaGLYBSRUl1kMrLITbYk5mCI-MWcDX5Pecd5hmCl3Y/s400/seo-iran.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436390757327594386" border="0" /><br /><br />And, er, we haven't had time to "pickupadalingo" so if it's all the same with you we might sit this one out.. ?<br /><br />Now c'mon don't be like that, we've been supporting your "SEO wars on this, and wars on that" for as long as we can remember now, we were there for you in <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2009/05/seo-baghdad-iraq.html">Badhdad (Iraq)</a> and <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2009/08/spec-ops-in-afganistan.html">who can ever forget the fun in Afhganistan </a>?<br /><br />But seriously, we think our state-of-the art <a href="http://sbs-sniper.com/">wordpress sniper</a> skills can be much better employed than running around sorting your nonsense out anymore..<br /><br />Let's just say the SEO Spec Ops are going into "private security" from now on.<br /><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-60829232373771963522010-01-15T16:41:00.009+01:002010-01-15T17:45:42.142+01:00Spec Ops 2010 - SEO Yemen & beyond..<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.nataliedee.com/040104/fuckpantsishuge.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 232px; height: 194px;" src="http://www.nataliedee.com/040104/fuckpantsishuge.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Ok listen up.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Holiday's over, time to focus on 2010's spec ops, and there's plenty going on..<br /><br />First up some clown apparently flew into Detroit hoping to explode his pants, (and the plane he was in) having been <span style="font-style: italic;">supposedly</span> been trained by the criminal masterminds who currently have 100,000 US troops tied up in an un-winnable fight that will ultimately bankrupt the entire US State..<br /><br />Hmm, exploding pants.. ..sounds more like the work of the CIA to us to be honest..<br /><br />You have to give it to this lot, they are doing a <span style="font-style: italic;">supreme</span> job of trolling the US into what will go down in the annals of history, as the biggest ($3 trillion) over-reaction of all-time, to anything, like ever..<br /><br /><img style="width: 408px; height: 279px;" src="http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-05-23/1243093656315.jpg" alt="" border="0" /><br /><br />...If Bin laden wanted a reaction and to just waste the US' time and divert their attention while their whole world comes crashing down around them, then he's done a <span style="font-style: italic;">superb</span> job of it.<br /><br />...still, orders are orders and we have been assigned to secure the SEO Yemen SERP as usual, and wait for America's <span style="font-style: italic;">next</span> "War against 100 people in the desert" to begin..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://english.aljazeera.net/mritems/images/2007/2/6/1_212689_1_5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 235px; height: 157px;" src="http://english.aljazeera.net/mritems/images/2007/2/6/1_212689_1_5.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />The local Yemeni SEO troops look the usual rag-tag lot, and will need our ongoing support and training as usual.<br /><br />At least the Yemini insurgents are still very much in the basic "blowing up their own pants" stage and haven't as yet graduated to the highly <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2009/05/seo-baghdad-iraq.html">sophisticated animal weaponry</a> we've seen employed in the Baghdad & S<a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2008/11/seo-afghanistan-taliban.html">EO Afghanistan</a> campaigns..<br /><br />Otherwise, any volunteers for Troll-rat duty report to me at the end, the rest of you go do your stuff..<br /><br /><img src="http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-04-21/1240264797347.gif" alt="" border="0" /><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-78892011830432245852009-11-05T12:10:00.012+01:002009-11-05T12:59:49.425+01:00Internet Marketing Pirates Ibiza<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://doggings.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/somalianpirates.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 156px; height: 170px;" src="http://doggings.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/somalianpirates.jpg" alt="somali pirates" border="0" /></a>Haha right listen up.<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />Ok never mind your good old fashioned <a href="http://doggings.wordpress.com/2008/11/19/somali-pirates-latest-pics/">Somalian Pirates</a> (inset and well worth a look close up - photoshop genius at large :)<br /><br />A <span style="font-style: italic;">new</span> breed of Piracy just been internationally recognised and outed on the well-known anti-internet Piracy Organisation: .. Twitter<br /><br />And<span style="font-style: italic;"> these </span>particular internet pirates were caught just blatently nicking someone else's design for their new flagship "Creative Internet Design" site, packed the hilt with nothing but design portfolio examples.. .<span style="font-style: italic;">.hmm</span>.. :)<br /><br />The Twitter trail of piracy is screen-shotted below<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/ibiza-pirates.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 365px; height: 621px;" src="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/ibiza-pirates.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Captain Whiteheart & the "technical wizards & creative geniuses" have been doing this kind of thing at <span style="font-style: italic;">least</span> since the beginning of 2008 when they also "borrowed some inspiration" from another site, only they "borrowed" so much <span style="font-weight: bold;">they accidentally </span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2008/01/seos-web-designers-compare-and-contrast.html">left the links to the original site in place</a> :) (about 2/3 of the way down the page...)<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"They went as far as actually </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">cutting and pasting</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> our code <span style="font-weight: bold;">whole</span>, and just swapping our pagelinks for theirs (as demonstrated by their forgetting to remove one of our links and linking back to us by mistake.." </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"><br /><br />Clearly this is not a very intelligent adversary :) </span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">And</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>this is the <span style="font-style: italic;">same</span> "company" who are also risking one of their client's expensive new sites being banned from Google by hiding links to their own advertising site on it. (second half of previous post -<a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2009/10/code-red-nose.html"> code red nose</a>)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">This piracy alert will stay up until these and all other unethical techniques and hidden links are removed from all client sites. </span><br /><br />SEO Spec Ops Ethics (Anti Piracy) Department out.<br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-78008066150434535282009-10-16T10:22:00.007+02:002009-10-16T17:20:36.545+02:00Code Red (Nose)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/derek-clown.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 225px; height: 149px;" src="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/derek-clown.jpg" alt="derek powazek" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: justify;">Right stop what you're doing and listen up.<br /><br />I know you've been having lots of fun toying with various <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2009/06/superior-seo-game-is-on.html">harmless clowns</a> but summer's over now, it's time to get back to our real jobs again.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1.</span> <a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/2009/10/14/derek-powazek-numpty/">Derek Powazek</a> - orders are to engage and image troll this know-nothing arrogant <span style="font-style: italic;">tool</span> until he's crying into his nancy-boy latte. I know you're going to enjoy this one, rarely does someone need such an SEO slapping as this <a href="http://powazek.com/" rel="nofollow"><span style="font-style: italic;">utter</span> cock</a>.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">2.</span> It's time to engage the local "creative marketing" "company" who are building <span style="font-style: italic;">hugely</span> expensive sites for prestige clients, and then <span style="font-style: italic;">hiding links in the clients HTML pages back to <span style="font-weight: bold;">their own </span>Directory site <span style="font-weight: bold;">to make it rank at the expense of the clients rankings</span></span>..<br /><br />The cheek of this is<span> just</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">astounding</span>, they are:-<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">a)</span> taking <span style="font-style: italic;">huge</span> amounts of money to build a Flash front-end (yawn)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">b)</span> taking even <span style="font-style: italic;">more</span> money to build an HTML site behind it for rankings purposes<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">c)</span> then linking <span style="font-weight: bold;">invisibly</span> from the clients pages to their OWN site<span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><span>to rank <span style="font-style: italic;">that</span> instead</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">d)</span> then trying to charge the clients for an entry in their own (now top 5 ranking) directory ad pages<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">They are risking their new client being banned from Google (hidden links)</span> so they can rank their own site and sell advertising there too!!<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Talk </span>about have your cake and eat it, <a href="http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=creative+internet+marketing+ibiza&pws=0&hl=en&num=10" rel="nofollow">"creative internet marketing"</a> indeed!<br /><br />(if you click the link above you'd probably be able to work out who this is.. ;)<br /><br />What's interesting about the pairing of these two Spec Ops projects is that the second company (person) seems to be <span style="font-style: italic;">exactly</span> the sort of thing Powazek is talking about, but it's not the work of an "SEO" it's the work of "Web Designers" <span style="font-style: italic;">attempting</span> to do SEO.<br /><br />This is obviously the general "understanding" of SEO by the average web designer. Dont get us wrong, there are a (very) few rare exceptions to this, but in general, and <span style="font-style: italic;">definitely</span> in Ibiza..<br /><br />So get your shit together live-o, first squad of Google image snipers to deploy at 18.00 hours.<br /><br />Spec ops out.<br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-33250467600354623692009-09-30T11:06:00.009+02:002009-10-03T09:33:33.163+02:00Surreal SEO Combat - Part II<div style="text-align: justify;">Hahaha ok listen up.<br /><br />It was <span style="font-style: italic;">obviously</span> too good to be true that the <a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/2009/08/16/seo-company-modesto-ca/">Clown Prince of SEO</a> <span style="font-style: italic;">would</span> actually drop it and stop his nonsense, well he hasn't, he's been re-designing his site to "attack" again.<br /><br />And there we were, <span style="font-style: italic;">almost</span> resigned to having to remove all mentions of him and find more clowns to play with. We are (ever-so-slightly) encouraged to see that he has been listening and has now at least added some extra pages and terms to his <a href="http://frontpagerankings.com/" rel="nofollow">Surrealest of web designs</a> that <span style="font-style: italic;">may</span> actually attract potential customers at some point..<br /><br />But he has then devoted a whole page of his "business website" to this fantasy "battle" he thinks is constantly going on (which is still actually only Google flux wrt to the main SEO Ibiza site)<br /><br />Since his last lambasting in the previous <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2009/08/surreal-seo-web-design.html">surreal seo web design</a> post and the subsequent deletion of silly page, he has now reinstated most of his nonsense again, and is still trying to pretend he doesn't care about these silly terms and is "too busy with big marketing clients" to be bothered with the nonsense <span style="font-style: italic;">he</span> started.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">And </span>currently about 95% of the world will see his site at 3rd & 4th anyway when he thinks he's first, even in the US at the moment where Ibiza are at their weakest since <a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/2009/03/14/uk-seo-geo-targetting-in-webmaster-tools-experiment/">geo-targeting the UK</a> in late 2008.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZC2NIpJ06CVY3Ix7b_HLsSMamGBUnt8o619Y0Xu3cbyCmYI8TkYdYYRAP6qa8xyQdhQ11XnTNNwCJnpR3PCEy9a2RPWYkbaAGbYV10Wa8af7MRWevpFGNz8eXpmQ7x6ppxr7cjXIwcOk/s1600-h/superior-seo-lolz.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 491px; height: 391px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZC2NIpJ06CVY3Ix7b_HLsSMamGBUnt8o619Y0Xu3cbyCmYI8TkYdYYRAP6qa8xyQdhQ11XnTNNwCJnpR3PCEy9a2RPWYkbaAGbYV10Wa8af7MRWevpFGNz8eXpmQ7x6ppxr7cjXIwcOk/s400/superior-seo-lolz.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5388272863950765026" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/">HQ</a> <span style="font-style: italic;">already</span> had one potential client of his contact them a while ago, having found them by trying his silly "marketing"<a href="http://superior-seo.us/seo-design/"> superior seo design</a> search nonsense, and you would think that at some point, he might work out that advertising a far <a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/superior-seo.html">superior seo company</a> <span style="font-style: italic;">other</span> than your own, <span style="font-weight: bold;">all over </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">your business website</span>, is <span style="font-style: italic;">not </span>so sharp.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Especially so</span> when you're trying to do it with phrases that given Google's very nature you can<span style="font-style: italic;"> never be sure</span> what the client will actually see.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"># Credibility Rule <span style="font-style: italic;">One</span></span><br /><blockquote> - <span style="font-style: italic;">keep silly personal stuff off your main business website</span> ;)</blockquote>Anyway, credibility <span style="font-style: italic;">wont</span> now be an issue because he has his own radio show, super-stardom now beckons.. Enjoy ;) .....<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/BTRPlayer.swf?file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eblogtalkradio%2Ecom%2Fplaylist%2Easpx%3Fshow%5Fid%3D701167&autostart=true&bufferlength=5&volume=100&borderweight=1&bordercolor=#999999&backgroundcolor=#FFFFFF&dashboardcolor=#0098CB&textcolor=#FFFFFF&detailscolor=#FFFFFF&playlistcolor=#999999&playlisthovercolor=#333333&cornerradius=10&callback=http://www.blogtalkradio.com/FlashPlayerCallback.aspx?referrer_url=/show.aspx" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" menu="false" allowscriptaccess="always" height="108" width="210"></embed><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-72868548680431686052009-08-24T22:42:00.018+02:002010-04-01T13:40:28.536+02:00Surreal SEO Web Design<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"></span>Ok, listen up.<br /><br />Not 2 weeks since matey boy managed to goad us into a semi-serious response to his <a href="http://superior-seo.us/superior-seo-design/">Superior SEO nonsense</a> he's only gone and folded under the imminent threat of soon being <span style="font-weight: bold;">#5</span> or <span style="font-weight: bold;">#6</span> for all his silly "trophy terms" as the other sites have started piling the pressure on.<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigNpVVFZGtikiwTDzamRCIYlGW9X0KnD56TJTzBk5InGZpuAl9afUSuXtLaS4UMRcxtRcNALFZtSSZJ6p29_cY_dM4Eo-XaXVyWQqcQR8RGqzWSSmVXAGXK7I31F_KS3m7t13QRfvFi7s/s1600-h/surrender.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 462px; height: 94px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigNpVVFZGtikiwTDzamRCIYlGW9X0KnD56TJTzBk5InGZpuAl9afUSuXtLaS4UMRcxtRcNALFZtSSZJ6p29_cY_dM4Eo-XaXVyWQqcQR8RGqzWSSmVXAGXK7I31F_KS3m7t13QRfvFi7s/s400/surrender.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373645076452871506" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2OZIhAn0RT7EWNJdFTp38LYyebKsX7Kojtx9iaLuStKlIIwoh6XbPdMrgibcQJ5gOFuUYaCP7M1-iy3GAoOIxoHVU03LG0QsuXoojFzamT-Rfz752s0f_RBQ9gApTEMwxTTs18WYl7Wk/s1600-h/s-s-web-design-caffeine.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 386px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2OZIhAn0RT7EWNJdFTp38LYyebKsX7Kojtx9iaLuStKlIIwoh6XbPdMrgibcQJ5gOFuUYaCP7M1-iy3GAoOIxoHVU03LG0QsuXoojFzamT-Rfz752s0f_RBQ9gApTEMwxTTs18WYl7Wk/s400/s-s-web-design-caffeine.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373810396984389154" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">and then <span style="font-style: italic;">immediately</span> afterwards, as though anyone else is actually following his nonsense ramblings and he needs to explain (excuses) to his thousands of followers, he puts <a href="http://frontpagerankings.com/superior-seo-web-design-trophy-terms.html" rel="nofollow">this nonsense</a> up on their site, ..he certainly does seem hell bent on embarrassing them all as much as humanly possible :) - So lets go through it bit by bit and try and help them with that :<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote style="font-style: italic;"><h2>The <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">trohpy</span> term battle was fought well, but it couldn't last<span style="display: block;" id="formatbar_Buttons"><span class=" on" style="display: block;" id="formatbar_JustifyFull" title="Justify Full" onmouseover="ButtonHoverOn(this);" onmouseout="ButtonHoverOff(this);" onmouseup="" onmousedown="CheckFormatting(event);FormatbarButton('richeditorframe', this, 13);ButtonMouseDown(this);"><img src="http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif" alt="Justify Full" class="gl_align_full" border="0" /></span></span></h2> <p class="front"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Trohpy</span> terms while very cool, just simply can't have the same level of work performed as terms that actually drive good quality traffic. The team here at Front Page Rankings fought well, but to be honest, we need to get back to <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">builing </span>sites and have no more time for silliness, so we're officially surrendering the fight and will no longer be marketing directly on Twitter using "trophy" terms.</p></blockquote></div>Which we <span style="font-style: italic;">believe</span> was the entire thrust of our objection to the lame Twitter bragging about nonsense phrases in the first place? :) ..And it would also appear that <a href="http://superior-seo.us/web-design/">superior web design</a> doesnt include spellcheck? (errors in <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">red</span>)<br /><div> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote><h2 style="font-style: italic;">Some things are better left to those with time</h2> <p style="font-style: italic;">We could have continued to fight, and probably it would have gone back and forth, one way, then the other, but to tell the truth, our operation is a bit too lean to play around too much on <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">trohpy</span> terms. We're on the verge of signing a big new contract that simply won't leave any room what so ever for nonsensical posts. Trying to keep up with what SEO Ibiza can bring to the table when it comes to time and energy for silly trophy terms, which they obviously love to keep, was simply a drain on our resources.</p></blockquote></div><p style="text-align: justify;">Ok, firstly there was no fight at all, up until 2 weeks ago. The movement up and down was just standard <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=google+flux&pws=0&hl=en&num=10">Google flux</a> <--Google it ;) </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Secondly I hope youre not talking about your "buy Viagra online" enquiry as this big new contract :) Lastly as to what we can bring to the table, let's put it this way, <span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></p><blockquote style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">If </span>you prod a sleeping Lion enough, you <span style="font-style: italic;">have</span> to expect that at some point it <span style="font-style: italic;">may</span> wake up and do you.. ;)</blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><blockquote><h2 style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Officially surrendering to a great team, with a </span><span style="font-style: italic;">really boring site</span></h2><div style="text-align: justify; font-style: italic;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify; font-style: italic;">Yes, it's true, they have a really boring web design... it looks like it was put together by a first year web designer with no imagination what so ever, but all of us here at Front Page Rankings have to admit, that they can really put some powerful SEO into it with enough time and manpower.<br /></p><p style="text-align: justify; font-style: italic;">Hopefully they'll get someone to take a look at their site before they put too many potential clients to sleep. They won the 'superior SEO' crown, but in terms of design, we hope they can readily admit, they suck.</p></blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;">With regards to the site template, well it was chosen for it's contemporary looks, and used specifically to demonstrate that SEO has<span style="font-style: italic;"> nothing to do with web code</span> - real SEO can be applied to any website coding.<br /><br /><a href="http://frontpagerankings.com/seo-web-design-services.html" rel="nofollow">Web designers who sell "SEO services" using W3C validation, "elegant code" etc</a> are:<br /></div><ul><li>full of shit</li><li>totally clueless, as these things are mostly totally unimportant in SEO</li></ul><div style="text-align: justify;">The template used is a <a href="http://www.dcarter.co.uk/">dcarter</a> - one of the most successful and respected independent template / web designers out there, we modified the CSS and images colours to personalize it, but otherwise it's all dcarter. His site is <span style="font-weight: bold;">PR7</span> is how successful he is. Who are you again?<br /><br />Oh that's right, <a href="http://frontpagerankings.com/about-us.html" rel="nofollow">teaboy, turned webbie, now masquerading as an SEO</a> ;) In 18 months our site has managed to "not put 60+ clients to sleep", bet yours has had at least 4 re-designs before you get to 60 clients ;)<br /><p></p><blockquote style="font-style: italic;"><p>Per the agreement made between Tim Nebergall, the Director of Front Page Rankings, Inc. and Kev Grant (no title given) from SEO Ibiza, we are officially surrendering the trophy term 'superior SEO' and will cease to use it to market on Twitter. Since we still retain ranking on a few other terms this does not mean that we will cease to market altogether. We are still showing very respectably for '<a href="http://superior-seo.us/">SEO Web Design</a>' (#10 in the US as of 8/24/09) and might just start marketing that term instead as we do believe we have not only the right to market, but a duty to our employees to do so.</p></blockquote>Surrendering because you see that now several <span style="font-style: italic;">proper</span> SEO's have aimed the weaponry at you, and that our site <a href="http://superior-seo.us/superior-definition/">superior-seo.us</a> is <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">on your ass in 7 days</span>, you have <span style="font-style: italic;">no</span> hope. (yes we bought a domain, thankfully $9.99 for 2 years is not a big deal here ;)<br /><br />And yet <span style="font-style: italic;">you</span> attempt to take 8k from a struggling business and promise them first page for <span style="font-weight: bold;">"buy Vi4GR4 online"</span> in 4 - 6 weeks? :) Hilarious + clinically delusional or is it just fraudulent? - we will be re-visiting this subject in close detail if this nonsense continues on.<br /><p style="font-style: italic;"></p><blockquote style="font-style: italic;">The management team at Front Page Rankings, Inc. simply cannot devote the necessary time and energy (especially energy) that is necessary to "recapture" the term 'superior SEO' simply for the sake of marketing and feels that our time is much better spent supporting our clients and seeking new opportunities for continued professional growth.</blockquote><p></p>Yes, we told you that back here "<a href="http://www.tareeinternet.com/forum/knowledgebase/3514-superior-search-engine-optimization-web-design-2.html#post7011">superior seo web design</a>" - remember? And lol at "the management team" - it's you your mum and your son isnt it? :)<br /><p style="font-style: italic;"></p><blockquote style="font-style: italic;">As a team we enjoyed the spirited competition at first, but since it has become a personal issue we decided it was in our best interest to let this one go as it was not conducive to our company culture to respond to, nor indulge in, personal attacks simply for the sake of marketing a silly trophy term. We are proud of our work, proud of our designs and proud of our ability to assist our clients in ranking well on the search engines while retaining a great look and feel to their site. We do not encourage, <span style="font-weight: bold;">nor will we participate in, personal attacks against any other web designer, SEO artist or software engineer.</span></blockquote><p></p>So this is where it gets surreal. re-read bolded bit above, then re-read this from the s<span style="font-style: italic;">a</span>me <span style="font-style: italic;">page</span>..<br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">they have a really boring web design... it looks like it was put together by a first year web designer with no imagination what so ever.. </span><br /></span></blockquote>Yes, that's the mighty dcarter (web designer) you're calling "a first year web designer with no imagination" :)<br /><br />and <span style="font-style: italic;">funnily enough</span> is what we first thought of your site, student,<span style="font-style: italic;"> definitely</span> a student (or ex-teaboy) wonder what Mr Carter would make of it? mincemeat is the answer. it's even got one of those mid 1990's moving gifs on it :) ..btw are you actually colourblind? if so we forgive you for hurting our eyes, but yours is probably the worst SEO website we have <span style="font-style: italic;">ever seen</span>, and that's saying something.<br /><br />And finally be quick with your "marketing", - <a href="http://www2.sandbox.google.com/search?hl=en&gl=us&q=seo+web+design&start=70&sa=N">check seo web design on caffeine</a> :) ..already told you Timothy, Caffeine is onto the spammers, your time there is short now...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikoqU2lBL7zfX20PdlkTJfEFtAlpikCIQD7hEy-3lBzZGtD-vX-2lMtW-zROLcTY4KQLotDsfDF5rlIVQ7ZWRKYo2Q9QjjC-giUDClV-AIf4oFy2LPhW_7gniFUcSSF0zwZscdHC-PKjw/s1600-h/seo-web-design-caffeine.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 419px; height: 512px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikoqU2lBL7zfX20PdlkTJfEFtAlpikCIQD7hEy-3lBzZGtD-vX-2lMtW-zROLcTY4KQLotDsfDF5rlIVQ7ZWRKYo2Q9QjjC-giUDClV-AIf4oFy2LPhW_7gniFUcSSF0zwZscdHC-PKjw/s400/seo-web-design-caffeine.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373683355963999458" border="0" /></a><br /><br />You would be well advised to <span style="font-style: italic;">actually</span> back down now, not continue acting like some helpless little puppy, that once you let go of the choke hold, then tries to bite you again, no-ones been looking at your twitter nonsense or even knows what your soppy new page is all about anyway.<br /><br />Let it go Tim, properly, just let it all go, and then we will,<span style="font-style: italic;"> otherwise </span>we will take you so far to task you'll wish you'd never <span style="font-style: italic;">heard</span> of Ibiza.<br /><br />Spec ops out.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-33466358967329288412009-08-18T15:08:00.011+02:002009-08-18T19:52:42.962+02:00Spec Ops in Afganistan<div style="text-align: justify;">Ok listen up.<br /><br />Spec ops have been a bit quiet on the sitreps lately, lots going on, but little we can talk about, such is the path we tread. However, due to the nature of work we do, we can't help but make noticeable Google-waves occasionally.. :)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.seoibiza.com/style/spec-ops-blog.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 456px; height: 353px;" src="http://www.seoibiza.com/style/spec-ops-blog.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />So HQ have ordered that we ramp up the workload and (at least pretend that we are going to) keep you all (slightly) better informed of goings on.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.gwjokes.com/pictures/tali-bush.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 164px; height: 178px;" src="http://www.gwjokes.com/pictures/tali-bush.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>First up, the Great Satan himself has been spotted cohorting with the enemy, and donning the local garb (rags on head) to avoid detection.<br /><br />This is actually rather good news because it means he can now be summarily shot on sight, rather than having to go after him for war (and peace) crimes against his own people (never mind the rest of the world)<br /><br />- you'll all be pleased to know he's top priority, so there's an extra can of tennants for whoever bags him.<br /><br />Any volunteers to stick a suicide Google bomb up his kaftan if we haven't nailed his sorry ass in a few days, stay behind afterwards please and we'll strap you up.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.mijnalbum.nl/Foto-SBRQIWCJ.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 279px; height: 209px;" src="http://www.mijnalbum.nl/Foto-SBRQIWCJ.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Secondly, C Company have <span style="font-style: italic;">got</span> to stop joyriding through the Yank bases in the stolen Hummer.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Yes yes</span>, I know it's funny the yanks can't even catch them now they painted it orange, but we're on the <span style="font-style: italic;">same</span> side, and openly trolling our allies just isnt on.<br /><br />Plus they have now stopped answering the radio completely apart from the odd "YeeeHahh!!" and we're even hearing rumours that they've been doing donuts in the Air Force base's McDonalds car park, it's got to stop, funny or not.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.mijnalbum.nl/Foto=8O8H748D"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 273px; height: 197px;" src="http://www.mijnalbum.nl/Foto=8O8H748D" alt="" border="0" /></a>Next as you may be aware the local forces are making great strides in training and equipment and we are confident they'll soon be able to defend their own SERPs from the Talispam once again, but <span style="font-style: italic;">until then</span> we have a job to do, so stop your nonsense and get back to your positions forthwith.<br /><br />Finally as you may or may not be aware the sniper team have been in action demonstrating their usual <a href="http://superior-seo.us/">superior seo firepower</a> once more with overnight #1 strikes on Yahoo..<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://superior-seo.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/superior-seo-yahoo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 590px; height: 389px;" src="http://superior-seo.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/superior-seo-yahoo.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span><br />..Google is also under heavy siege and will be giving up the top 5 booty within the month.<br /><br />Just be thankful these boys are firing<span style="font-style: italic;"> away </span>from you again now, do <span style="font-style: italic;">not</span> let them at the rum before a mission again and it will hopefully stay that way.<br /><br />Over and out.<br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-23401637520260604422009-07-26T16:09:00.008+02:002009-07-26T16:41:43.787+02:00Forest Fire Santa Eulalia<div style="text-align: justify;">Operatives are reporting in this afternoon on another Ibiza spec ops team in action, the Bombers (or Fire brigade, always thought "bombers" was a funny name for the firemen) against a possible forest fire, or at least a large fire requiring multiple helicopter water drops.<br /><br />Sirens have been wailing for a while now and several light aircraft have been deployed and circling Santa Eulalia, Ibiza as we speak, see location on map below<br /><br /><iframe marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" src="http://maps.google.com/maps?q=38.99486,1.527085&t=h&sll=38.982574,1.530198&sspn=0.138844,0.256119&hl=en&ie=UTF8&ll=38.990704,1.534395&spn=0.030285,0.056133&z=14&output=embed" scrolling="no" width="425" frameborder="0" height="350"></iframe><br /><small><a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?q=38.99486,1.527085&t=h&sll=38.982574,1.530198&sspn=0.138844,0.256119&hl=en&ie=UTF8&ll=38.990704,1.534395&spn=0.030285,0.056133&z=14&source=embed" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255); text-align: left;">View Larger Map</a></small><br /><br />Several helicopters are in action currently and one was observed dropping it's load of water on a hill just to the North of Santa Eularia moments ago and photographed moments afterwards (below)<br /><br />click image for full size picture, showing helicopter (red) and smoke rising from the ridge (white)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.seoibiza.com/style/ibiza-spec-ops.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 440px; height: 325px;" src="http://www.seoibiza.com/style/ibiza-spec-ops.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />We wish the lads the best of luck.<br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-89957715315909688622009-07-16T01:45:00.018+02:002009-09-03T15:08:35.144+02:00Superior SEO nonsense<div style="text-align: justify;">Right listen up, ok this whole superior nonsense is all getting a bit surreal.<br /><br />If there were a competition as to who could say the same few <a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/simple-seo-made-easy.html">simple seo</a> sentences, the most times, in the most (only very slightly) different ways, it would <span style="font-style: italic;">definitely</span> be tied at the top between these two superior pretenders.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />Recce team are tonight reporting that <a href="http://superior-seo.us/seo-design/">superior seo design</a> is looking like being once again back under Ibicenco control as the <a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/">SEO Ibiza superior seo</a> system winds up to full power.<br /><br />We would expect it to yo-yo for a while before settling permanently.<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgP1tf6-2umcT1hPWp3mMP4n75tu0ODF2uP-JWfmruU8cP1W_Ef-4i3n-31-RYms3jrS9xZNIsjzbb9LKoctj_1-i5d7OoxBLKsvx74jDQgecH2RQ1P8LxSs3ivorbcNRVsQXeWlROEYSU/s1600-h/superior-seo-design.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 329px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgP1tf6-2umcT1hPWp3mMP4n75tu0ODF2uP-JWfmruU8cP1W_Ef-4i3n-31-RYms3jrS9xZNIsjzbb9LKoctj_1-i5d7OoxBLKsvx74jDQgecH2RQ1P8LxSs3ivorbcNRVsQXeWlROEYSU/s400/superior-seo-design.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358857263954240418" border="0" /></a><br /><br />What's funny is that HQ really couldn't care less, but <span style="font-style: italic;">had they</span> been bragging to all and sundry about it on twitter for weeks.. ..well one would <span style="font-style: italic;">think</span> the shame would be <span style="font-style: italic;">pretty</span> bad to lose it again, for any length of time, wouldn't it..? :)<br /><br />In the <span style="font-style: italic;">meantime</span> the traffic-less trophy term "<a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2008/03/superior-seo-update.html">superior seo</a>" search now looks like a newbie SEO v1.0 technique practice ground, with more superior seo spam <span>splatting</span> into Google's index daily..<br /><br /><a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.prlog.org/10017552-butch-hamilton.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.prlog.org/10017552-testimony-to-butch-hamilton-search-engine-optimisation-specialist.html&usg=__4dIkAcjKFmurmSF9qcDaGefaOi8=&h=300&w=304&sz=20&hl=en&start=1&sig2=HVAp6O6RmEU23_AelMJf7Q&um=1&tbnid=Zz-noqwXTiAjqM:&tbnh=114&tbnw=116&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbutch%2Bhamilton%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26pws%3D0%26um%3D1&ei=IHJeSvLHFt-8jAeN_qTRDQ">Butch</a> isnt out of the (2nd place and below ;) ) running yet, which is hardly surprising as he is<span style="font-style: italic;"> the</span> <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2009/05/seo-mastery-funniest-nav-link-titles.html">SEO Master</a>, the <span style="font-style: italic;">true</span> "5E0 Ma5t4" (and can do for you what <span style="font-style: italic;">no-one</span> else can) and has prepared a high quality superior seo <a href="http://butchhamilton.blogspot.com/2009/07/superior-seo.html">blogspot post</a> to show us this again very recently..<br /><blockquote>"Search Engine m'Optimizashun (or SEO to us masters) is the Art<span style="font-style: italic;"> and Science</span> of getting your website to rank,<span style="font-style: italic;"> m</span>'kay?"<br /></blockquote>And <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2009/06/superior-seo-game-is-on.html">superior seo web design comedian</a> is on a <span style="font-style: italic;">stupendous</span> article & press release binge of truly g<span style="font-style: italic;">argantuan </span>proportions, daily his nonsense appears in the SERP sometimes hourly, and the cheeky monkey is <span style="font-style: italic;">only now quoting a line from our site</span> in <a href="http://www.prminds.com/pressrelease.php?id=8221">this nonsense</a> and <span style="font-style: italic;">then</span> adding his own <span style="font-style: italic;">totally wrong</span> spin to the end of our sentence.. .. and <span style="font-style: italic;">without</span> link attribution too, tut tut..<br /><br />The latest masterpiece from the superior seo web design <a href="http://www.frontpagerankings.com/" rel="nofollow">spam</a> team has the paragraph quoted below and dissected at length by us..<br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">...Now there are a lot of SEO experts out there who will insist that they know what they’re doing. That they have Google’s “number” and can put you at the top of the search engines.</span><br /></blockquote>Lol, boy oh boy there certainly are.<br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">...There’s a couple of things you might want to check though before putting your hard earned money down though. Have them give you a couple of references, folks that they’ve worked with. </span></blockquote>Hahaha yes, <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=allintitle%3Aoverspray+waterspot+removal&aq=f&oq=&aqi=">this search</a> is an <span style="font-style: italic;">awesome</span> display of obtaining a client #1 ranking OUT OF 1 PAGE in Google :)<br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">...As a very trusted source in the SEO world puts it: </span></blockquote>Lol, thats <span style="font-style: italic;">us</span>, we are<span style="font-style: italic;"> definitely</span> a trusted source, oh <span style="font-style: italic;">yes</span>.. ;)<br /><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Superior SEO in the world of web2.0+ is a vision of a world with links by users, for users, that users <span style="font-weight: bold;">may actually click</span></span></blockquote>Ok SEO Ibiza copyright stops <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">there</span>. this next line is <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">all</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> clown</span>.<br /><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Ensuring that your site has the most it possibly can is the way for your site to be seen appropriately by the search engines.</span></blockquote>WTF??!!! No it f***king isnt, we never said that, can't you read? Look again, at the bold bit, and tell us where we said "<span style="font-style: italic;">get the most we possibly can</span>" ??<br /><br />Tell us where it says spam the f**k out of articles rehashing the same nonsense over and over and over ad infinitum, put out press releases, get your nonsense into the news, embarrass yourself, whilst <span style="font-style: italic;">MIS </span>quoting us?<br /><br />Superior SEO is about <span style="font-style: italic;">content</span> you muppets, and content is <span style="font-weight: bold;">not </span>just the same thing repeated over and over and over again, either onpage, or in oldstyle Google index spamming of press releases and articles NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO READ (well seriously, anyway)<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">So</span>, <a href="http://www.frontpagerankings.com/" rel="nofollow">SpamPageRankings</a>, <span style="font-style: italic;">when</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">you</span> read this, you should really have a look through the SEO Master's collection of Superior SEO spam, it's far more extensive than yours, (so far, granted at this rate you'll catch him quickly) and see how far articles and press releases got <span style="font-style: italic;">him</span> in this comedy SERP.<br /><br />Final note, our spec ops <a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/superior-seo.html">superior seo design</a> project is coming along nicely, see screenshot below, we still have to just swap just a <span style="font-style: italic;">couple</span> of the positions around, but it's coming, oh, it's <span style="font-style: italic;">coming</span>.. ;)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghpFsYn30C9Ztu4fm9jV8bHjuOvFEP1FYjSlQ0xudM3PQteXkj-oRa_KlkLKdlbrA14PsM0KV7yDA19CuIurkstn0pDlPnajrPg5dOS0Y1hKPA28n3XQyrAzxvtzRTwU_HQ41AnlKWNEg/s1600-h/superior-seo-design-spam.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 368px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghpFsYn30C9Ztu4fm9jV8bHjuOvFEP1FYjSlQ0xudM3PQteXkj-oRa_KlkLKdlbrA14PsM0KV7yDA19CuIurkstn0pDlPnajrPg5dOS0Y1hKPA28n3XQyrAzxvtzRTwU_HQ41AnlKWNEg/s400/superior-seo-design-spam.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358855799335646626" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-50433339018049366302009-07-09T08:58:00.005+02:002009-07-10T13:30:56.024+02:00Maltese Web Design Numpty RevisitedRight listen up, remember <span style="font-weight: bold;">"Numpty of the Year 2007"</span> ?<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />No, no, not "<a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/2009/03/31/webbie-numpty-year-2008/">Dick - D1g1tal numpty</a>" this was the <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2008/07/seo-web-design-malta.html"><span style="font-style: italic;">Maltese</span> web design Lemon</a> remember?<br /><br />He was never<span style="font-style: italic;"> officially</span> titled Numpty 2007, but that's all about to change - it's this twat, the <a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/2008/07/05/web-designers-seo/">Maltese Web Gimp "who doesn't believe in SEO"</a> ?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.altnation.com/forums/attachments/junk-talk/58215d1146435710-gimp-suit-blackstallion.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 313px; height: 415px;" src="http://www.altnation.com/forums/attachments/junk-talk/58215d1146435710-gimp-suit-blackstallion.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Intel shows that he is up to his old tricks again, deleting and changing sites he has had <span style="font-style: italic;">strict instructions from the owners to</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">leave alone for more than a year now</span>.<br /><br />If this was in the interests of the owner, this would be one thing, however it is not, it is being done <span style="font-style: italic;">specifically</span> to bait HQ, who you can be assured are now <span style="font-style: italic;">well and truly</span> baited and were sounding a bit like a bad Tourettes attack on the radio this morning.. :)<br /><br />So we have orders to let the target have a full volley of the spec ops treatment, and this time we're going to out him by name and put his trophy post <span style="font-style: italic;">right</span> underneath his company name in the charts, and we are going to explain in full, why companies who are interested in their website doing any business on their behalf, should avoid gimp web design at all costs.<br /><br />There's a command briefing this afternoon to decide appropriate action (and phrases) we are pushing for either "Maltese Numpty" or "Maltese Web Gimp" so expect to be mobilizing and moving out this evening, Gimp himself will be <span style="font-style: italic;">very </span>embarrassed upon Googling his company name from tomorrow onwards.<br /><br />watch <span style="font-style: italic;">this</span> space<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">edit 10-07-09</span>. it would appear that Intel was partial and incomplete in this case and that for reasons of diplomatic nature this Op is suspended until further notice..<br /><br />So stand down, get back to your ladies.<br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1931622588595597323.post-91034756425456347172009-07-03T14:42:00.007+02:002009-07-03T15:59:06.401+02:00Ibiza Girls Images Uncovered<div style="text-align: justify;">Ok, it's not all trolling <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2009/06/seo-clowns-comedians.html">comedians</a> and <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2009/06/d1g1tal-numpty-update.html">numpties</a> around here you know, we undertake <span style="font-style: italic;">serious</span> ops too, none more so than <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2009/03/island-ladies-optimized.html">policing and defence of our Ibiza Girls image searches</a>.<br /><br />So this is an <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2008/08/living-tv-ibiza-ibiza-uncovered-2008.html">Ibiza girls special op uncovered, as opposed to the kind <span style="font-style: italic;">you</span> were probably looking for</a> .. we can do that kind of trickery here.. ;)<br /><br />Keyword-wise, the SEO soldiers will immediate recognise the tactics on this post, but for the SEO civilians amongst you passing through we'll spell (some of ;) it out<span style="font-style: italic;"> simple</span> like..<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Phase 1. </span>- Manuevre our fave <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2008/11/ibiza-girls.html">Ibiza girls</a> pic belonging to <a href="http://www.ibiza-voice.com/">Ibiza Voice</a> into images <span style="font-weight: bold;">#1 </span>or thereabouts and then hand back SERP ownership. See Google search here <a href="http://images.google.com/images?q=ibiza%20girls&pws=0&hl=en&num=10&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi">Ibiza Girls</a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Phase 2</span> - Dig in and reinforce the position by further associating the picture with other terms, <a href="http://www.seoibiza.com/blog/2009/05/28/ibiza-summer-2009/">party girls, space girls, girls on girls, and ultimately now HQ are getting hits from just "girls" here</a> now.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Phase 3</span> - Having rooted out the usurpers in the SERP hand back ownership of target image to Voice with hugely increased image ranking and hence traffic. (underway)<br /><br />It has been observed however that this SERP is swarming with universal search operators, with only <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">3</span> out of <span style="font-weight: bold;">10 </span>organic search listings making it through alive as shown on the satellite report below, so stealth has been paramount.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Can you</span> spot the embedded SEO spec ops image sniper deeply entrenched in the SERP below?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.seoibiza.com/style/ibiza-girls-universal-search.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 393px; height: 733px;" src="http://www.seoibiza.com/style/ibiza-girls-universal-search.jpg" alt="Ibiza Girls - Universal search" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />..No? haha, give you a clue..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.seoibiza.com/style/ibiza-girls-sniped.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 502px; height: 406px;" src="http://www.seoibiza.com/style/ibiza-girls-sniped.jpg" alt="Ibiza girls spec ops organic #1 snipery" border="0" /></a><br /><br />In <span style="font-style: italic;">your</span> sitting room having dinner with <span style="font-style: italic;">your</span> ladies .. ;)<br /><br />This is a complex ongoing operation, and on the whole has been conducted with pinpoint laser strike accuracy to ensure minimum SEO civilian casualties as far as possible, however in an SEO war, it is inevitable there will be casualties, and for this we apologise.<br /><br />Our hearts go out to those who have lost dear ones (images or sites) in these skirmishes, but it's for the good of the <a href="http://seoibiza.blogspot.com/2009/04/ibiza-numpties-puppies-ladies-funnies.html">Ibiza girls organic & image SERPs</a>, which you had better believe, we <span style="font-style: italic;">will</span> defend vigorously.<br /><br />As you were.<br /><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0