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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

JP Morgan called...


..Looking for some "Reputation Management" on this Max Kaiser guy who started this whole "Crash JP Morgan Buy Silver" thing by ranking him #1 for "Financial Terrorism"

..and they also wanted to know if we could arrange it so that when people typed in "Crash JP Morgan Buy Silver" it would bring up a whole SERP of their own articles (cunningly rewritten) thus:
"Buy JP Morgan - Crash Silver" instead ?
- Obviously they weren't aware we already had operatives in the area so we told them we'd
"see what we can do" :)


Secondly we had a coded message in from Morpheus saying he's run out of red pills again and he's absolutely mobbed with people needing to take them over there so if someone could sort that out ASAP.

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