Maltese Girls Update

So the previous Maltese girls optimization project isn't going quite to plan as yet, and so likely needs another good poke with some linkage.

There also appears to be something wrong with original image hosting not allowing us to shunt it, so the Mallorca lady is now showing at #23 instead of our target.

So we've had to re-host her ourselves (the chance would be a fine thing :) ..but are still linking at the host blog post, as we eventually want that to rank, not our re-hosted version.

the finest of Google's Maltese Girls...

Maltese Girls need Optimizing?

Right after our easy success with shuffling the Ibiza girls image searches around to be a bit more to our liking we're thinking we should probably do this for our neighbouring islands too?

Mallorca's isn't too bad, but Malta could do with some attention, between the pop stars and the Maltese Terrier dogs, its looking a bit limited..

As we now have a permanent outpost garrison stationed over here we ought to help sort it out a bit for them really, especially being as the local indigenous SEO crew don't seem to care at all, or haven't gotten round to it yet anyways...

They're probably far too busy worrying about "rankings and traffic" to get on with any of the really important SEO duties.. (And then they wonder why their ladies leave them so easily once conquered.. :)

So we dug back a bit and way back on page 3 at a lowly position #45 we found this young lady..



As it says in the caption (Click her to go there) no, Maltese Girls are not bad at all :)

..We knew that anyway, its just your image search results letting you down. ...give it a couple of weeks, Ibiza will sort it out for you ;)

Over and out.

SEO Humor - Funny Google Searches

So the latest on SEO humor round-up..

First up, another funny pi$$take blog, (well hope so anyway, even funnier otherwise) ..this guys left a couple of comments on our blogs and so will likely notice this link.. we'll see soon.. :)

..Definitely worth a look when you're bored Optimize my Ass

And the last couple of weeks have been a bit slow on the funny search hits, but we have managed to round up a few suitably dry ones, and they're on a on a proper Ibiza celebrity hunting mission this time...

-first up we have..

• Commando P*rn Guy - lol !

then the stalking begins:

• dannii minogue home Ibiza where? - lol yes we'd like to know that too :)

• Peaches Geldof Ibiza where?
  

• San Joan Ibiza Jade Jagger house

Then we have some cheerful souls obviously wishing us all the best in the current situation:

• crisis in Ibiza 2008 people have no money

• the big freeze Ibiza
  

• Ibiza f*cked

And amusingly (if somewhat predictably) the traffic to this hardly visited of places is up like 500% since the girlies did their stuff. :)

Yes.. ...well they are rather fine aren't they..? :)

But in conclusion, it does seem, strangely enough, that the global general population are more interested in (looking at pictures of) Ibiza's girls, than reading about Ibiza's SEO??!!

wierd.

Ibiza Girls Optimized!!

Remember this from 3 weekends ago? Ibiza Girls image optimization?

We basically decided that:

a) Google's impression of "Ibiza girls" didn't really do them justice..

b) We needed to experiment with image optimization sniperage a little..

Results are in, direct hit (#1 ;) with the primary target, and #8 for the secondary.



Now dont come round messing our SERPs up with your sub standard ladies any more