Climb Online - Spec Ops Recall 2015

Right listen up,

It has indeed been a three years now since our last op, so you'll all be fresh and raring to go won't you?

As you can see, we have a full code red situation that must be dealt with asap,

climb online seo twattery looms large

Recce patrol are already observing the target and probing the perimeters as we speak, but it looks as though it may be a longer drawn out affair than our usual "smash their back doors in and gone" style, so be ready for a wait out and a sustained bombardment as we approach target.

Be aware this mission is against a well financed and resourced opponent, funded and controlled by the TV terrorist organisation "The Apprentice" ..we have not faced anything remotely like this since we gave Branson's Virgin TV a solid SERP kicking back in 2008.

Ok, all operatives to your posts, remember just do your jobs, and we can all get back to the beach,

Over & out

2012 Ops

Right listen up.

yes, it has been a long time, and yes I know most of you are chilling in Morocco for the winter, but no that doesn't mean you'll be continuing your gambling, surfing and bloody yoga holidays indefinitely.

Comms from HQ that we're to stand by for yet another potential No BS SEO op..

Amusingly word on the street is, this link (above here) or any links at all in fact, will make no difference to their recipient/s whatsoever.. Now yes everybody knows the nature of what makes a good link has changed and evolved, but "links don't help rankings" might be taking it a bit far.

We shall see..

Summer Sitrep

Right stop what you're doing and listen up lads.

Ok firstly some of you heard the rumours, but now its confirmed, the SEO Scotland op is officially off due to a lack of interest all round at the top. Yes I know some of you were already picturing the lassies, but it's not happening so get over it.

Secondly web mania are still utter pants but are under heavy siege both in the SERP and from irate customers in the comments, so that's covered now for the forseeable.



Finally, and the main reason for this briefing, HQ had another slight altercation earlier in the week with a "forum expert" with another (as in possibly Texan) target along the lines of "Hooston SEO Clown" remember him? :)

However reports are yet not conclusive as Geordie was muttering the words Odessa Florida and Tampa as he passed out in the bar and couldn't remember a thing when he came round.

So "Operation Alicia SEO" is a standard code 4, and all the usual protocols apply, so we'll have no more of that "improvisation" from the long range team, funny though it definitely was ;)

Ok get to it, over and out.

New Office

So we've had a few questions lately regarding the new HQ & Spec ops forward base, so thought we'd share.



As you can see we have more than enough SEO firepower for our tiny island and so will not be taking any lip from Extranjeros, and especially ones with funny accents.

Sleazy-Jet Chav Mafia be advised.

and as usual Telefonica's internet capabilities are somewhat sub-optimal, if we have any networking specialists or CCIE s to hand, stay behind.

The rest of you, as you were...