Random Ibiza

we've been a bit bogged down with work the last couple of weeks and of course making the most of the summer beach weather before all our seasonal friends head off (and miss the best bit)

but things that have made us chuckle this week include:

1) Random and unexpected inclusion of our website in the Pacha magazine's Ibiza Online column, this is a good one :) the entry is as quoted below:

www.seoibiza.com/blog/ibiza SEO (search engine optimisation) giving you all the info you need while you are on the Island.

SEO (Optimizacion del motor de busqueda) te proporciona toda la informacion que necesitas sobre la isla

although obviously pleased to make Pacha (the magazine, not the club) we're also somewhat bemused by that description, as we're definitely not trying to be yet another Ibiza directory** type site, so not sure what it is exactly that they think we do.. ..still Pacha Magazine, without even asking is always good. :)

2) The Ibiza Concierge / VIP Services searches currently...

have a look Google Ibiza VIP Services ..exactly what kind of high-end, exclusive, ultra luxury concierge service for the discerning billionaire thinks it's appropriate to spam Gumtree, FreePressRelease.com and every other free listing service they can find with their website address? :) Do they think the average billionaire would be suitably impressed by an advert in Gumtree (and check the descriptions in Google that Gumtree gives, theyre not exactly compelling ;) ) ..or would even consider entertaining a company whose best hope of getting their site seen in Google is by multiple spamming Gumtree with their website address, and who are shameless enough to do just that? :) lol.

3) ** People who think there is still a market for more Ibiza directory type sites and that they are actually going to make a living from Ibiza businesses advertising on their sparkly new websites, and that no=one has thought of, or tried this before....?

plan (b) required people.

4) finally a little some competition on the Superior SEO Services front. ..c'mon Butch, that's more like it... ;)

More SEO Humour

More seo humor, just a quickie for the weekend.. again, it's been around a while but we only saw it a few days ago. Uber SEO :)

...favourite quotes:

Our Philosophy: If we are not part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

The funniest thing about this site is that it's not so-o far from the truth in a lot of cases we suspect.. There are certain forums where the average age of the "SEO consultants" is 19... n n n nineteen!

"The therapist recommended for him (Uber CEO Matt) to find a job where he had very little social interaction and any dumb ass monkey could do... she recommended Search Engine Optimization. So Mathew called up his buddy Charles and that was the day Uber SEO Company was formed.

To learn the process of search engine optimization Mathew and Charles read halfway through an eBook and have posted on a SEO forum a total of 37,548 times. By posting so much on that SEO forum this has made them experts in their field"

hahahahaha :) ..proper bunch of rankers.

Speaking of which Living TV's highly original production Ibiza 2008 went from strength to strength this week, with Ibiza's undisputed Number One Ranker "Sam" alleging he gets laid twice a week "cos he's on the tele" !! bwahahahahahaha !!! pull the other one. as if.

Speaking we believe on behalf of the vast majority of the real Ibiza residents..

We cannot wait until this summer is over and Living TV along with all these twats you've painted as "The Real Ibiza" ... F**K OFF HOME AGAIN! *%*$* 's !!

Dannii Minogue "Ibiza my Spiritual Home"

We like Dannii Minogue, even if she does have somewhat dubious taste in men. She stated this week that "Ibiza is her spiritual home"

Good girl, its ours too, as well as of course our real home. Danni is apparently also planning to party hard when she comes here later this month.

"I am off to Ibiza, my spiritual home, next week for some much needed TLC with my girlfriends. It will be my last holiday until December when ''X Factor'' finishes, so I am going to make the most of it. I love to party and I will also be hitting the beach," she said.

We have a request please Danni? ..can you hurry up and buy that house here, you and your sister, (whatever her name was) forget now, really are most welcome. :)

It would help take our minds off credit crunch and impending recession no end, and if you feel like that about Ibiza now, just wait till you've lived here for a while.

Ibiza Uncovered - some more

After our previous declaration of Google war on Living TV Ibiza, a couple of weeks ago now and their 2008 version of Ibiza uncovered, several other mighty and just, Ibiza-loving people and organisations have jumped into the fray.

Our very own Irresponsibility tongue lasher extrordinaire herself (you dont want to get on the wrong end of a written volley from this one I promise) has fought back with a great guest post over on the Smith Travel Blog on her favourite non-clubbing activities in Ibiza, (The Real) Ibiza Uncovered 2008.

Living TV and Original Productions (hahahaha that name still cracks us up!) take heed, this is what you should have been filming. Only unfortunately now, you're probably barred ;)

& I think we can safely assume you're definitely barred from Pikes according to a mate of ours and Octavia's facebook Group. ..it sounds like Octavia has got the right hump about it all, and any friend of Nicky Clarkes can have a right row, so we've heard.

Living TVs Ibiza.. the real Ibiza uncovered, it is most definitely not.

To all at Living from Ibiza's rebel Alliance..

...what the all4humor monkey said.