The Ancient Ibicenco Fighting Art of Search Engine Optimisation

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

DC10 Closed

Courtesy of the mighty Ibiza Voice breaking the news first yet again, ....the bas***os only went and shut DC10 again yesterday.

The Authorities closed the Dc10 this Monday just 10 minutes before Circoloco session was supposed to start…

Last week, at a meeting of the Sant Josep Council, it was confirmed that "in the next days" the owners of DC10 will be informed of the requirement to comply with this most recent in a long list of sanctions; on this occasion a €300,000 fine and closure for 1 year.


..er hello!! ..you're not making any friends here you know..?

Credit Crunch anyone? Worldwide recession imminent? Meltdown of the Dollar? Global financial problems etc etc? all the friends and goodwill we can get would be nice, if possible?

...sheesh.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

More SEO Funnies



Being vigilant SEO humour hunters we hate to see funny sites that have been around ages that we didnt know about. It is tangible proof of either one of two things:

We have been working too hard..

or.. We have been slacking in the humour-rooting out department.

Knowing what staff in Ibiza in the summer are like it's probably a combination of both. However on the plus side, this lot are as slack as us, and have only managed 4 posts in the one year and three months their site has thus far been alive for.



The pictures are from the digital heretic. funny stuff, check the links to the posts.

Heretical Marketing posters I and Heretical Marketing Part II

And if any heretics should see this, get posting again you slackers, if we have to work, even here, then you lot with your financial crisis es and impending winter weather must need to..

Oh yea, nearly forgot, new site to index, Ibiza Pro DJ supplying, well, DJ Equipment Packages in Ibiza. Not finished yet, but the new owner wants to play so we'll index it anyway.

sorted..

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Funniest URL of September

Disguised.. ..but not very heavily. We could find him in 5 seconds from this ;)

www.blah-blah.com/web-site-design-company/search-engines-optimization-company/search-engines-optimization/search-engines-optimization-seo-services.html

the charges you would be paying for this genius are $3-8000 per month.

we kid you not.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Troops - Attention !!

Right, we're back.

After a prolonged summer break lapping up the last of the hot summer sun, and out meeting & engaging new clients - involving multiple "business meetings" or "SEO on the beach" as we prefer to think of it, the spec ops crew are reporting back for duty once more.

In our crosshairs for the winter are several friend's new sites including:

The Kdot Empire expands.. Kdot's new base, www.kdot.co.uk and www.kdotrecords.com. There is a further client site of hers in development currently, who is a relatively well known urban (pop) star MC type, coming online in the next month or two, watch this space.

Top female DJ, Smokin Jo, who is matey with the boss, has launched her new site last week, www.smokinjo.com and is playing the Space Closing Party this weekend, (and likely having it large in DC10 on Monday) seeya there - DC10 not Space ;)

Will Johnston, Bora Bora DJ and another mate of the bosses, site: www.dancetrippin.tv is going into overdrive in the next few months with big plans in the making.

In our opinion, this site truly deserves success, the quality of the video content just says it all.

If you could see, as we have this summer, the time and effort that goes into running the site, the hours & hours of filming and editing work, done by a dedicated team, at their own expense, for 7 years now, just because they love it so much, you would agree they deserve it to be big.

Nowhere else on the web, can you find Dance Music Video of this quality, with the world's best DJs at the world's best clubs, the sets recorded live, and edited into superb club and DJ footage of the actual event, and for free. For those that were there, it's like reliving the thing all over again for the hour, and those that couldn't make it, get to go for an hour whenever they want to, for ever more. For free!

We are going to do our bit to help as much as we can, including an SEO & blog integration project, site structural work and optimisation in the usual fashion, and put it up there in the men's keywords wherever we can, plus a social media campaign, and ongoing consultancy.. For Free! :)

As in fact all our spec ops work is going to be from now on.

We've decided that what with the imminent collapse of financial civilisation as we know it, that its probably better to have lots of friends, than lots of friends who owe you money..

If you feel that you maybe qualify for an seo spec ops grant, you may state your case here in the comments of this (dofollow - in the comment username only) blog.

Spammers will be deleted as always.

That's all, as you were.


 

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